More A or B?
Submitted by stooky on Tue, 09/28/2004 - 10:36
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Art:
- Alien or Aliens: Aliens was more violent
- Architecture or Landscaping: Landscaping
- Music or Movies: Movies by a narrow defeat
- Sculpture or Painting: Sculpture is 3 dimensional
- Sequels or Re-makes: Sequels suck less of my will to live
- Terminator or Terminator 2: Terminator had a better ending (snicker)
- Van Gogh or Gauguin: Gauguin got more of the ladies
Clothing:
- Leather or Pleather: Leather
- Leather Or Lace: Lace feels better
- Shirt or Pants: Pants to cover my butt
- Stilettos or Birkenstocks: Stilettos are more painful
Food:
- Caffeinated or Decaffeinated: Caffeinated
- Cereal or Oatmeal: Oatmeal is fiberous
- Coffee or Tea: Tea feels better
- Donut or Danish: Donuts cus Homer likes em
- Honey or Sugar: Honey is easier to digest
- Jam or Jelly: Jam is gooey
- Scrambled Or Poached: Poached, grease is gross on eggs
- Tim Hortons or Starbucks: Timmy Ho is a Canuckian staple
- White or Brown Bread: Brown, more fiber…help poop
Life:
- Avarice or Generosity: Generosity, why not
- Back or Belly: Belly, mine is cute
- Blunt or Sharp: Blunt
- Canada or United States: Canada because I live here
- Catholic or Christian: Catholic, confession.
- Children or Adults: Adults
- Coming or Going: Going
- Dad or Mom: Moms rock
- Day or Night: Night cus I’m a freakin’ bat
- Death or Taxes: Death cus taxes fund politicians prostitute soirees…er humanitarian visits.
- Desert or Ocean: Ocean, cus I’m a pisces
- Eating or Sleeping: Eating cus I remember it
- Envy or Love: Love, cus it feels good
- Faucet or Stream: Stream, is cooler
- Fingers or Toes: Toes, piggies man
- Forest or Desert: Forest
- Giving or Receiving: Giving, to see reactions
- Gluttony or Temperance: Gluttony, “more for the fat man!”
- Hopping or Crawling: Hopping, it’s more noble :?)
- Hot or Cold: Hot
- Loud or Quiet: Quiet
- Manic or Depressive: Manic is faster
- Mountains or Plains: Mountains
- Movement or Stillness: Movement
- Nimble or Clumsy: Nimble
- People or Animals: Animals are furry
- Pride or Humility: Humility, A geek’s refuge
- Lust or Self-Control: Lust, Is that a rocket in my pocket…
- Reading or Writing: Reading takes less artistic talent
- Sadism or Masochism: Sadism
- Sarcastic or Straight-forward: Sarcastic, funnier
- Seeing or Hearing: Seeing, more immediate
- Servant or Slave: Servant, you pay them to put up with your arseholedness
- Sloth or Zeal: Zeal, woohoo!
- Smell or Taste: Smell
- Sunshine or Rain: Sunshine
- T or A: A, Boo-tay!!!
- United States or rest of world: rest of world
- White lie or Truth: Truth is easier
- Women or Men: Women are curvy
- Wrath or Kindness: Kindness, cus I’m a big dork
- Young or Old: Old, experience
People:
- Clinton or Nixon: Nixon, lied better
- Jesus or Buddha: Buddha, seemed more sedate
- Mao Tse-Tung or Hitler: Mao, slightly less evil?
- Moses or Matthew: Moses, he parted the red sea man
- Regan or Carter: Regan, he was dummer
- Ronald McDonald or Pillsbury Dough Boy: Pillsbury Doughboy, when they poked him he giggled
- Stalin or Gorbachov: Stalin had a better chin
Plants & Animals:
- Birch or Aspen: Birch, smells better
- Chihuahua or Newfoundland: Newfoundland, small dogs are glorified rats
- Greyhound or St. Bernard: Greyhound, can’t take the drool
- Lhasa Apso or Shiatsu: Neither
- Monkeys or Apes: Apes
- Roses or Poppies: Poppies, wildly colorful
- Shrubs or trees: Trees, they’re taller
- Whippet or Grand Pyrenees: Grand Pyrenees
Shopping:
- Name Brand or Bulk: Name Brand tastes better
- Overwaite or Safeway: Safeway has security guards
- Wal-Mart Or Zellers: Zellers, cus of the bear although just as evil
Stuff:
- Art Deco or Art Nouveau: Art Deco was funkier
- Big or Small: Big, why the hell not
- Car or Bus: Bus
- Cumulus or Nimbus: Cumulus cus they’re fluffy
- Curtains or Blinds: Blinds, curtains get in the way :?)
- Doric or Corinthian Columns: Doric
- Drive-Through or Sit-down: Drive-Through, fast food should be fast
- Fart smell or Pulp-mill smell: Fart smell, although it is miniscule pieces of poop
- Frank Lloyd Wright or William Van Allen: Frank Lloyd Wright
- High-Rise or Rancher: Rancher, high-rises as I stated years ago are too tall for their own good
- New or Used: Used, unless it’s electronics
- On-ramp or Off-ramp: Off-ramp, get away from the scary people
- Plain or Complex: Plain
- Plane or Train: Train, cus it makes funny sounds
- Straight or Curved: Curved
- Wicker or Plastic: Plastic
Cloned From:
What are Birkenstocks?
I like women in lace - feels better, looks better, comes off easier (doesn't 'stick' to the skin). But, I prefer T to A, slightly.
What exactly does straight or curved refer to?
Re: Birkenstocks.
Re: straight or curved? Anything of prevalence. :?)
T'ho
:?)
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